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Thank you so much for visiting Life Harmony Music! This is the homepage of Carole Glenn, Certified Music Practitioner, photographer, punster!
Here are a few thoughts for your amusement!
To love someone is to learn the song that is in his or her heart and sing it back when he or she has forgotten.
Anonymous
Compassion does not include empowering the bad behavior of others. Wilt
Once one of the monks with St. Francis asked if he might own just one book. Francis replied, "No, if you have a book, pretty soon you will need a bookshelf for your book. Then you will need a house for your bookshelf. After that you will need a lock on your door to protect your book from thieves breaking in and stealing it."
White collar criminals commit the biggest crimes. A blue collar person might rob a bank. A white collar person will rob a pension fund. The blue collar person is going to get ten to fifteen years because he had a gun. The white collar person will get a Congressional hearing because he had a job and a nice suit.
Wanda Sykes
Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any native American.
Robert Orben
Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
Lily Tomlin
A lapsed Christian had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking space. He said, "Lord, if you find me a parking space, I'll go to church every Sunday for the rest of my life." Miraculously a parking space appeared. Michael looked up again and said, "Never mind. I found one."
The honeymoon is over when he phones that he'll be late for supper, and she has already left a note that it's in the refrigerator.
Bill Lawrence
Every arrival foretells a leave-taking, every birth a death. Yet each death and departure comes to us as a surprise, a sorrow never anticipated. Life is a long series of farewells; only the circumstances should surprise us.
Jessamyn West
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
Steven Wright
Although failing fast, John Adams was determined to survive until the 50th anniversary of the Declaration of Independence. - July 4, 1826. At dawn on that day he was awakened by his servant who asked if he knew what day it was. He replied, "Oh, yes, it is the glorious fourth of July. God bless it. God bless you all." He then slipped into a coma. In the afternoon he recovered consciousness briefly to murmur, "Thomas Jefferson lives." These were his last words. Unknown to him, Thomas Jefferson had died that same day.
Bumper Stickers
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear.
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
OK, who stopped payment on my reality check?
How can I miss you if you won't go away?
Very funny, Scotty, now beam down my clothes!
There are three kinds of peopel: those who can count and those who can't.